Men have found a way to get even with us gals for push-up bras. Yup. Today, guys with flat fannies (and goodness knows there are many of them out there) can purchase butt-lifting boxer shorts. So ladies don’t jump to conclusions when sneaking a glance at a guy’s glutes. (You know you do it.) That hunk could be faking his junk. He very well could be packing padding.
So what’s next? Will men soon be investing in “shapewear” that tricks us into thinking there’s a six-pack underneath their shirts? That is, one they didn’t drink.
Will swim trunks now come with “shrinkage control?”
Oh, the possibilities . . .